what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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