I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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