My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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