I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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