so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you win again, gameday.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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