Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
