he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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