I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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