So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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