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I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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