he was CRYING into my vagina
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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