And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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