Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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