idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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