You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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