so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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