I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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