i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
