I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
