ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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