Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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