what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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