k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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