Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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