just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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