Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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