Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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