hotel room ftw
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Randomize
