So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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