mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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