my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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