At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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