Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
send nudes
from the living room?
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