Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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