pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Michael Bay diarrhea
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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