Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
