You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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