Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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