Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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