why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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