and you said cock pushups were impossible
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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