Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
