in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Randomize
