covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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