"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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