I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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