It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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