talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
