I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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