it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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