He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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