don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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