I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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